Found this on a bulliten board at school.
Unless you’re Adam
you have a supernatural gif describing a comment on another supernatural gif
We come prepared.
Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.
cloudy with a chance of witch burning
Dario Nardi recently published a book called Neuroscience of Personality. It contains his insights based on put a 20 sensor EEG on 60 college students of various types, and then having them perform various activities.
Since it includes both qualitative and quantitative research…
I love his 4-dimensional thinking.
#’what do you mean where did i look’ #’everywhere i looked fucking everywhere’ #’i looked inside of people’s closets and at the bottom of the marianas trench’ #’i looked inside of every macy’s simultaneously and i checked in every cornfield and cow pasture’ #’i looked at buenos aires and the russian steppe dean what the fuck do you mean where did i look’ #’is this about the time i said i couldn’t find your car keys’ #’because as you’ll remember dean my exact phrase was i WON’T find your car keys’ (via robotmango)
this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most un true thing every. All guys bodies are attractive.
This means a lot to me too because my boyfriend also thinks he’s fat regardless of what I say. The saddest day was when I watched him step on a scale and get sad at a number he saw. Spread the love.
My boyfriend always puts himself down because he thinks he’s too skinny, :(
shout out to all my male followers (;
how is it only now that more people seem to be realising that guys suffer too? this isn’t aimed at anyone i’m just saying… i’m a guy and i hate my body, people have laughed in my face before when they found out that i hate myself because they think that only girls suffer… so yeah, boys suffer too.
people don’t seem to realize that men get objectified in ads just as much as women do, they get advertised to about being worthless if they aren’t fit/muscular/handsome/don’t have a girlfriend/don’t have a big dick.
and people say that this is a “mans world,” and they get a lot of flack for not being, acting, looking, or even sounding manly enough.
my boyfriend gets low about his looks compared to others, and no matter how much i tell him otherwise i can tell it still eats away at him.
just like when i get low about my looks.
just remember that guys get degraded by the standards of the media just as much as women do.
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Not to mention the poor guys who think they’re too short for anyone to think of them romantically. I’ve met more than my share of them, and I feel bad for them, because being a tall girl, I feel like I make it worse.
Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE
IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.
HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.
HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.
IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.
WHAT IF GADREEL WAS ACTUALLY GABRIEL LYING THAT HE WAS GADREEL AND REALLY KEVIN IS ALIVE (THAT WAS JUST A TRICKSTERESQUE PRANK) AND SAM IS ACTUALLY POSSESSED BY GABRIEL WHO IS ACTUALLY ALIVE AND HE IS ONLY GAINING METATRON’S TRUST TO KILL HIM AND NO THE ONLY REASON HE IS DOING THIS ISN’T TO LOOK AT HIS NEW VESSEL (SAM) IN THE MIRROR NAKED AND WATCH HIM DO EVERYTHING AND FIND HIS LITTLE HABITS NO WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT
#what i do in math class #actually what i do in every class basically